You know you've pissed off the wrong people when good ol' boys can't get their million dollar bass boats into area lakes because the Corp of Engineers has shut down the boat ramps.
I just noticed two articles in this morning's The Tennessean (motto: "Turning trees into bird cage liners for over 100 years!") that I believe are related. One said that unless Congress finds a way to appease the teabaggers who have held America hostage for the past week, pensions and disability compensation checks for military veterans and their families will not be paid next month. Another article cited a Public Policy Polling report that found more people were in favor of hemorrhoids, toe fungus, jury duty, dog poop, cockroaches, and the Internal Revenue Service than our current Congress.
Something tells me most of those people haven't had hemorrhoids. But then again, hemorrhoids don't make speeches while being pains in the ass, and conservative Republicans do.
But I'm telling you, if they don't find a way to get those boys back in their boats pretty soon, a lot of women are going to find themselves stuck in the house with grumpy fishermen.
No one wants THAT kind of blowback.
This thing's about to get serious.