Hey, unless you've never had cotton mouth so badly dust flies away from your face when you clear your throat, don't make fun of Marco Rubio's water-swillin' disaster while giving the GOP response to President Obama's State of the Union Address.
After all, Faux News and Time Magazine have called Rubio everything from the Party's "savior" to its "rising star"... Nay! Its "only star" according to one talking head.
So when he finally stepped before the cameras to make his first nationally televised speech to the American public, surely we can excuse the young man's sweaty case of the nerves.
After all, Faux News and Time Magazine have called Rubio everything from the Party's "savior" to its "rising star"... Nay! Its "only star" according to one talking head.
So when he finally stepped before the cameras to make his first nationally televised speech to the American public, surely we can excuse the young man's sweaty case of the nerves.
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