Here's one for you to ponder... You're stretched out on the couch with an adult beverage in hand, minding your own business, when your partner sees you and decides he/she just can't resist your charms for another minute. Before you know what's happening your clothes are in a pile in front of the coffee table and you're making one anothers' tiddly wink right there in the living room.
Well, if your cable company uses Intel cable boxes in the near future you might want to take your party to another room.
Intel has announced plans to release a cable box equipped with a video camera designed to watch the folks watching television. Their plan involves using Google facial recognition technology to customize everyone's viewing experience based upon previous programming habits.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm not sure I want Big Brother watching me as I channel surf.
"Because you watched Victoria Does the Vatican you might like tonight's feature on The Blasphemy Network, Father Knows Breast!"
heavy sigh...
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