Gentlemen, if you have to force yourself to drive to the nearest grocery store in order to find a Hallmark card and a generic box of chocolates in order to keep peace in the valley, it's already too late to fix your relationship- much less your life.
And ladies, dear ladies, if you require such banal sentiments to maintain a non-bitchy level of emotional calm in your life? Madison Avenue has convinced you to stress out about something you're already missing...
On the other hand, if today is just another glorious day on the great spinning wheel of life, and if you're no less miserable than on any other day of the year, chin up! You've beaten back the bullshit avalanche in fine form, and are indeed love-worthy.
Here's to everyone who has done nothing out of the ordinary to show the person they love that they're special, because that person doesn't need reassurances of eternal affection.
And ladies, dear ladies, if you require such banal sentiments to maintain a non-bitchy level of emotional calm in your life? Madison Avenue has convinced you to stress out about something you're already missing...
On the other hand, if today is just another glorious day on the great spinning wheel of life, and if you're no less miserable than on any other day of the year, chin up! You've beaten back the bullshit avalanche in fine form, and are indeed love-worthy.
Here's to everyone who has done nothing out of the ordinary to show the person they love that they're special, because that person doesn't need reassurances of eternal affection.
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