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One man, The Patriot, makes an Executive Decision. Having a Fire Down Below due to a career that was Half Past Dead, A Dangerous Man Out for Justice decides to put himself before the cameras alongide the blustering, egomaniac, fascist Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio. The concept? Profit from the Pistol Whipped portion of the teabagger base who feel that our schools are Under Siege and in need of a Mercenary for Justice. Steven Seagall is Out for a Kill with his latest self-promotional effort, and feels himself Above the Law. He and Arpaio plan to film a reality series showing themselves training armed posses to serve as volunteers On Deadly Ground. Seagall calls Arpaio one of the 'last of the great Americn heroes' and figures he's just the guy to help drum up a little publicity.
And we wonder why people in Europe think we're a nation of idiots...
6 comments:
What impresses me the most about ol' Joe is...all them (sic) shiny silver stars on his shoulder. That right there proves the man knows what he's doing.
JJ, the bar of stars struck me as a little over the top, too... kind of like one of those outfits Gadhafi or Idi Amin wore right before they were hiding from the angry mobs.
Exactly! The more bullshit on their uniforms...the more bullshit comes out of their mouths.
Guys. I saw a local news report on this and those star bars were the first thing to stick in my brain. "He's doing his best George C. Scott impression, guys," I told the dogs.
"Didn't Patton design his own uniforms and pre-promote himself in the field?" asked the Squirt.
"Exactly, little lady."
And little Stevie Segal said of his participation--a quote--"Anybody who thinks me working to protect school kids is immoral."
Riiiight.
PS- Why does Stevie Segal look like John Goodman's twin sister?
Steven Seagall, Van Damn, and Sylvester Stallone - add Chuck Norris, are all devoid of acting talent. Henry Fonda and Paul Newman would be ashamed...
As far as Arapio - the man is a buffoon.
Sarge
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