According to reports, CNN and MSNBC dominated the ratings during the President's inauguration on Monday, while Faux News came in a dismal third.
Obviously, when you've geared your entire broadcasting network to demonizing a particular candidate and his political party, you aren't likely to drum up a lot of viewers for his coronation ceremony later...
Maybe Karl Rove had the Faux crews covering Mitt Romney's activities during the day, hoping for a last minute vote tally change from Ohio.
"I, Mitt Romney, do solemnly swear... shut up, Barack! No wait! This isn't supposed to be HIS big day, dammit! I paid for this election! Ann's already measured the new curtains for the White House! Call Hannity! Someone call Hannity!"