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Sunday, July 20, 2014

WHEN THE TRUTH IS INCONVENIENT, INVENT ONE THAT FITS YOUR AGENDA



          This is a photo being pushed around on social media, a song being sung to the conservative choir, many of whom are genuinely ashamed of the behavior of like-minded bigots on our southern border.  Mobs of angry people have been blocking the paths of buses carrying frightened children, banging on the sides of the buses and shouting for those refugees to "go home!"  And the negative backlash film footage of those "protests" has evoked is now making some conservatives leery of allowing the truth to be told.  Many conservatives have been shocked by news reports of teabaggers scaring unaccompanied children, and a lot of charitable folks are beginning to find fault with their allegiances to such hateful behavior.

           And the right simply can't allow that to happen.

           So they're pushing this photo, purportedly showing the "children" everyone is so concerned about.  In truth, the photo shows images of the thugs those kids are trying to evade by coming to America.

           Most of us can recognize and call "bullshit" at a glance.  But never underestimate the ignorance and gullibility of people inclined to believe whatever their crazy rightwing uncle sends them in an email.  You'll always be disappointed if you do.  People believe this sort of thing, and unless it's challenged it soon becomes their truth.


           Don't ignore blatant attempts to twist facts.  Speak up.  Challenge obvious lies whenever they're passed along as facts, or they become realities for those who don't know better.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

WHEN TRAGEDIES BECOME "DISTRACTIONS" (how dare disasters interrupt good talking points!)

A big ol' distraction in the Ukraine                      

           It doesn't take long for incredibly tragic news to be labeled a distraction these days.  Almost as soon as the first reports of the downing of the Malaysian airliner hit the airwaves, certain pundits were suggesting the possibility that it was an event designed to "distract" from the refugee crisis on our southern border.  Others were predictably quick to blame the incident on President Obama's weak foreign policy.  Still others warned that unless we fixed our borders, or put a halt to gay marriage, or repealed Obamacare (insert the meme du jour here) we'd suffer hurricanes, tornadoes, plagues of locusts, or a deluge of frogs raining from the sky.  

            Sean Hannity, ever the bastion of restraint, asked on-air if Obama would command all golf course flags to be lowered to half-mast.  Isn't that clever?  

             There's a phrase conspiracy theorists (we used to them as cranks and crackpots, but now they have a much nicer label, one that almost suggests the possibility of lucidity) like to use these days, whenever one of these horrible "distractions" occurs, and that phrase is "false flag".  They point to verifiable crimes such as the Sandy Hook massacre or the Aurora theater shooting and deny they ever happened, calling them inventions of a liberal media doing the President's bidding in order to distract from his various scandals.  It used to be the IRS "scandal".  Then it was the Benghazi "scandal".  Now it's the flood of undocumented minors crossing our southern border seeking asylum.  




             For the most part, we listen to these asshats with bemused scorn.  They're almost too funny to be taken seriously.  But a disturbing trend has begun to develop.  It's not worrisome that Faux Noise Channel sock puppets like Hannity or O'Reilly spout their usual bullshit, because we've long ago concluded that those who are swayed by their rhetoric can't be reached by pesky ol' facts.  No, the troubling thing is that certain (again, very predictable) prominent politicians are now taking up these insane claims.  

             Senator John McCain, the guy who tried to put Blunder Woman one heartbeat away from the presidency, calls the Obama administration "cowardly" for not providing arms to the Ukrainians.  He said the same thing about the administration's failure to arm rebels in Syria.  And Iran.  And anywhere else that might need the help of our military arms manufacturers.  McCain is the Archie Bunker of the American right.  Archie wanted to solve the problem of airliner hijackings by passing out handguns to all of the passengers on the planes.  McCain thinks more "good guys with guns" would stop all of the bad things from happening around the globe, disregarding the fact that groups such as ISIS in Iraq are basically armed with confiscated American weaponry... in the same way that the Taliban in Afghanistan was able to match Soviet military might with American surface to air missiles.  He's a firm believer in the 2nd Amendment right of everyone to purchase and bear American arms.

             So the downing of a Malaysian airliner is a distraction from the border.  Or a distraction from Benghazi.  Or a distraction from the mythical IRS scandal.  

              Whatever.

               Send in the clowns.  Oh wait... they're already here. 

Friday, July 18, 2014

WHO DECIDES WHAT STORIES QUALIFY AS "FRONT PAGE NEWS"? (is the editor on vacation this month?)


            This will be quick, because I realize I already spend too much blobber space bitching about Nashville's daily newspaper The Tennessean (motto: "Celebrity photos now on page two!").

            Yesterday's breaking world news was so overwhelming that NBC news expanded their regular thirty minute broadcast into an hour of solid news, most of it devoted to the Israeli ground incursion into Gaza and the missile attack on a civilian Malaysian airliner over Ukraine.  Newspapers all over America (and indeed, the free world) are splitting their front page coverage between those two huge stories.

            But not The Tennessean.  Nope.  Folks in Nashville can't be bothered with all of that bad news on the front step, why, they couldn't take one more step.  Nashville's daily has a huge front page, above the fold story about the surge in popularity of charismatic Catholicism in middle Tennessee... whatever the fuck THAT is.  The other big front page story is a sweet little puff piece about Nashville's very own Democratic U.S. Representative Jim Cooper and his bid to stay in office, despite the partisanship of the blood-red Tennessee electorate.  The Israeli invasion of Gaza? The Russian separatists' downing of a commercial airliner?  Those stories are relegated to the McPaper (USA Today) section of this morning's edition.

            It's as if the editors at The Tennessean have shrugged their shoulders and given up.  Why put hard news on the front page, when it's just going to be ignored by folks buying newspapers?  If you don't give them a local story to get excited about, they'll just skip the morning paper altogether.  I'm surprised they didn't put a photo of Peyton Manning or Taylor Swift above the front page fold, just to grab some coins at the Seven-Eleven checkout counters.

           Geez...

Thursday, July 17, 2014

DOES YOUR CAT HAVE A DEATH WISH? THERE'S ONE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD ITCHIN' TO GO TO THAT BIG LITTER BOX IN THE SKY (fuck with my bluebirds ONE MORE TIME, you furry little bastard...)

Bluebird (with Happy Meal) taken yesterday afternoon                       

             The male tabby cat that fished bluebirds out of our bird box two summers ago has returned, and this morning he was perched on the fence above a different bluebird box, just chillin'. The sound of the living room window coming down was his cue to hit the road, because he's learned that the pellet rifle hides behind that particular pane of glass.  

             I don't want to kill a house cat.  In fact, I really don't want to kill anything, if I can help it.  But watching and photographing the birds in our backyard is one of my favorite things to do, and I'm especially fond of the bluebirds we've got nesting out back.  We spend a lot of time watching them feeding their young, and a month ago I was treated to the sight of four little fledglings taking their first flights out of the nest.  




              But this cat... this mother fucking cat... is trying to make me the scourge of the neighborhood.  I'm about to go on someone's permanent shit-list, and I'm not even sure which neighbor his going to hate my guts when it happens.

               I'm thinking about putting out my catch-and-release trap, perhaps baited with tuna, just beneath the bluebird box.  And if I catch that bastard, I'm going to give him an extended waterboarding session with the garden hose nozzle set on "jet propulsion."  Maybe a five gallon enema would get his attention, and I wouldn't have to actually put a pellet into his ass.

               Trying to be a nice guy about this, but damn!


Wednesday, July 16, 2014

IS IT POLITICALLY CORRECT TO NO LONGER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ISRAEL AND THE PALESTINIANS? ("Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...")


           "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." is a quote that is frequently attributed to Gandhi, although there is no record of the man actually uttering those words.  Not that it matters, really.  Gandhi's dead.  And so is my ability to even act concerned when news reports out of Gaza depict another round of missile attacks, or hostage taking, or massacres.  And I'm pretty sure that makes me a very lousy progressive these days.

            Sorry, but I come from a long line of folks with short supplies of "give a shit."  If you want to provoke an endless well of passion about an issue, bring up college football rivalries, or run that theory of "Trickle Down" economics up the neocon flagpole.  I'll debate your ass all night long, if the subject interests me.  But another news report about another atrocity between factions that have been fighting every day since my birth in 1954?  Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn.

            But I'm supposed to give a damn.  I know that.  I flip over to Facebook and see where all of my liberal friends and news pages are consumed with the current crisis in the Gaza strip.  Post after post include photos of massacred babies, exploding mosques, missile defense systems intercepting incoming Hamas rockets...  And I scroll past them almost as quickly as would dive for the television remote control whenever a news program introduces yet another segment from that endless conflict.

             I'm fucking over it.  Go ahead and label me apathetic.  Explain to me that this is a struggle I should really care about.  Remind me that an injustice to anyone is an injustice to all.  Got it.  

             But here's the thing...  I started paying attention to the news when I was about 12 years old, because "the news" was a big deal in my dad's world.  You shut the hell up when Huntley and Brinkley started talking, or you got the back of your noisy head thumped.  And you didn't interrupt until Beethoven's 9th started to play, which meant the news was over.  And in between the start of the program and those six notes of Beethoven there was almost always at least one mention of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.  Every evening, same story, different day.

              And as far as I can tell (without really paying attention, like I said...) nothing's really any different now than it was then.  They'll broker some sort of fragile peace agreement, usually with the heavy helping hand of an American diplomatic envoy, and photos will be taken of various leaders shaking hands over some worthless piece of paper.  Two days later, someone will accuse someone else of having violated the terms of the new agreement, and all kinds of nastiness will ensue.  I'm almost sixty years-old.  You could take any Huntley-Brinkley report on Israel and the Palestinian conflict and superimpose it over current video footage and no one would notice anything anachronistic about the story, as long as you picked a clip that avoided mentioning specific politicians.  Because that's the only thing that's changed.  We have new leaders, new peace brokers, new envoys, and better film of the atrocities being committed by either side.

              And to tell you the truth, I no longer give a shit about it.  Fifty years from now my new grandson will be listening to the same stories on the news, and nothing will be any different from today other than the names of the politicians involved.  This isn't just intractable, it's Groundhog Day come to life.

              So tell me I'm a shitty liberal.  Explain to me that I'm shirking my duties by not feeling outraged every time one side or the other slaughters someone's kids.

               I'm getting pretty good at tuning it out.